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So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

I call it the wristfucker.

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

THIS IS STUPID

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

My finest creation.

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD

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American healthcare system be like

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Art By IG: @floortjesart

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Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

the brain is SO WEIRD

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• Pinapple
  
• Watermelon
  
• Mango
  

please help expand this list

Cantaloupe (or just wrap it in prosciutto) and figs (or add some gorgonzola). Good stuff.

not a huge fan of gorgonzola, but then again im not a huge fan of most blue cheeses.

But i will say i feel u on the melon front, it’s become a favourite snack of mine since seeing em in Hannibal to make little proscuitto/melon (be that watermelon or cantaloupe) bites 

All of them if you’re not a coward.

nb4r there’s the classic apple/cheddar combo, and salting a bruleed grapefruit is *chef kiss*

honestly thats fair and all of this was me trawling for snakc ideas, i hadn’t considered putting grapefruit through the flames b4 but now i shall try it

Anything you can make into jam can go on salty crackers with cheese imho.

I strongly suspect dried apricots and peanut butter pretzels go well together.

I love stuffing a chicken with tinned apricots and then roast it, I can confirm apricots go well with savoury foods.

that shit sounds fuckin delicious do you have an overall recipe for it??

How many more followers are you prepated to lose?

fame is an unnecessary evil if those who follow persecute me for fruit crimes

also cranberry sauce is a thing that exists and goes on poultry, that last one wasnt even cursed

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One question

Who will stop him

nobody 

let the boy dance

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